Listen, we all know that there are a bunch of weird things from Japan. It’s just how it is. Tentacle rape cartoons and used panty vending machines color our impressions of Japan, no matter what else we may know about this fine country. So, I would like to say that this clip did not surprise me, but that would be a dirty, dirty lie. Funky Forest After School Club is a segment of the rambling movie, Funky Forest: First Contact. Written and directed by Katsuhito Ishii, Hajimine Ishimine, Shunichiro Miki, the film is a mixture of bizarre and surreal sketches that are often, but not always related. It’s supposed to be funny. That said, I didn’t laugh watching this, though maybe it’s funny in the context of the whole movie. I am grasping at straws trying to make sense of something my brain just can’t comprehend. I guess I should describe what happens in the clip, but I really can’t. There is a man with weird nipples? A girl with a tennis racket? And weird, non-realistic but still gross special effects. There’s nothing explicitly sexual about this clip (it’s on YouTube), but I still can’t say I’d watch it with your mom. I mean, I might with your mom, but you shouldn’t. No, actually, no. I don’t want to watch it again. If you still want to, you can here.